Phoenix Jones, Midnight Jack, Red Falcon, Bishop and Westlake Drake are on a routine patrol of the University District when they come across a man yelling at a car. The suspect, out side of the car in the orange shirt, starts punching the window of the car scaring the passengers of the vehicle. Phoenix steps in, stops the assault while Red calls 911.
The suspect in orange then changes his target to Phoenix and begins using racial slurs. After 8 minutes of trying to de-escalate the situation the cops arrive (this is a the 2:32 mark of your condensed video). Phoenix Jones tells the officer that he would like to leave and would like a police escort to the team’s car. The cop agrees and then the suspect in orange says “F**k you ni**er! I’ll bring this to your house!”
At this point Phoenix agrees to mutual combat, the two shake hands and the fight commences. Right before Phoenix knocks out the suspect in orange, the suspect says “You know you don’t want none of this”. His friends confuse this with him trying to stop the fight and begin another verbal attack on Phoenix.
The police officers move in and tell the suspect’s friends that the suspect agreed to fight and in Washington that is legal but if either of them touch Phoenix without consent they will be arrested for assault. With the suspect in orange still unconscious Phoenix and his team continue patrol.
MY INNER CHILD IS CRYING WITH HAPPINESS!!!!
God, it’s so good to listen to their voices!! I just want my copy allright…? I never carved a Digimon game this much!
WHAT
WHAAAAT
WHHHAAAAAAAT
OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING GLORIOUS!!!
OH MY GOD THEIR VOICES!!!!!!
OH MY GOD THOSE ADORABLE GRAPHICS!!!!!!
OH MY GOD THEY JUST SHOWED THE WIZARDMON FEELS SCENE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT COMMERCIAL!!!!???!??!??!?!?!?!!
OH MY GOD DAVIS!!!?!?!?!?!
I JUST
I CAN’T
I
I CANNOT WAIT TO GET A COPY O-
wait…
PSP
PSP!??!?!?!?!?!?
THEY STILL FUCKING MAKE GAMES FOR THAT THING!??!?!
WHO STILL HAS A PSP WTF ALSKHF:KASDFH:OSDFUISDO:FSO:DFHO:SDHF:S!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
